Nativity Gifts

"It's a girl!"

'Seriously?!! Three old guys, a sheep and a donkey?!! Worst. Birthday party. EVER!!!!'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"I figure we can use the gold to buy baby-wipes and re-gift the Frankincense and myrrh."

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

We Three Kings

"Operator, these three men on camels have been following me all night! I stop, they stop. I go, they go. I'm so scared. . ."

Halt Magi Road Ahead

"Hello, Police?! This is the Star of Bethlehem...I think I'm being followed by these three guys! I'ts really freakin' me out!!"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

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'Wise Men indeed! We set out to find a King and we end up with a kid in a manger...'

The Three Wise Women

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

The Forgotten Fourth King

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

The new Christmas child

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'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'