Nativity Narrative Enthusiast Gifts

As the three wise men approach the stable, they see shepherds smoking in huddle outside

Why are direction signs always so bad?

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Do not open 'til Christmas...

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Big Issue!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

"A birthday gift card? Really?"