Noble Gas Fan Gifts

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

Solar Frankenstein

Baby rocks!

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Woo-hoo!"

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Snail Display Today

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

Car on bike.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'Green technology?'

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Wind turbine island...

Out of gas.

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

"Woo-hoo! Grog finally nail pesky fly!"

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

ATM.

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'