Newton Fan T-Shirts

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

Baby rocks!

Missing You.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

S.P.F. 1,000

The polar olympics

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Formula.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."