Nectar Fan T-Shirts

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The hummingbird's hum.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Mouse King

Noir kitty.

The Hummingbird

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Thomas Wyatt

"We have to keep them guessing."

"Keep it open."

Dadonomics

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Nutcracker going home

"Banana who?"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'