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"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dead Funny

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'