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"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dead Funny

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'