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Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

Knights of the Round Whatever

Centaur Sprinter

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Something nocturnal."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Munster Island.

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Shirker ant.

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

The Lady Of The Leek.

Centaur Driver

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Marriage Counseling.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.