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Swiss army knife

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Casting in the swamp.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Centaur Sprinter

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

You are everywhere.

"Something nocturnal."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

For services to Tourism. . .

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'