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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'My final offer.'

Centaur Sprinter

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Jenga!!!

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Trustworthy Authority.

Eating the Evidence

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Centaur Driver

Running Mate

Tentacle attacking diver.

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Bob and Debbie, the lives of the party...

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898