Conservatory Lover T-Shirts

'Just build the cheapest conservatory you've got around him.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Mardi Gras

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Fist Bumper Cars

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Tunnel of TV

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Is there anybody there?"

Francois Rabelais

Pottery Slam

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Trustworthy Authority.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"