Conservatory Lover T-Shirts

'Just build the cheapest conservatory you've got around him.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Mardi Gras

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"Is there anybody there?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Pottery Slam

Francois Rabelais

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Trustworthy Authority.

"No, I'm scarier."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"