Centaur Lover Prints

Shoe Toss

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'I told you it would fit.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'My final offer.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Jenga!!!

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Centaur Sprinter

Trustworthy Authority.

Eating the Evidence

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

Centaur Driver

Tentacle attacking diver.

Running Mate

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898

Bob and Debbie, the lives of the party...