Centaur Fans Prints

Jealous centaur.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Clown Delivering Babies.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Centaur Sprinter

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'What went particularly well?'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

Centaur Driver

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"How am I rampaging?"

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

I'm afraid of heights.

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

Canadian television trivia.

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

The Paunch & Judy Show

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."