Centaur Fans Gifts

Jealous centaur.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

Centaur Sprinter

Prehistoric Pirates.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'What went particularly well?'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Centaur Driver

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"How am I rampaging?"

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

The Paunch & Judy Show

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'