Centaur Enthusiast Gifts

"Decisions, decisions!"

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Centaur Sprinter

"Aside from a limp, was there anything else different about dad?"

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Swiss army knife

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Casting in the swamp.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I wonder what this was for."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Who's the artist?"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

You are everywhere.

"Something nocturnal."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Angel with speed camera.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'