Centaur Aficionado Gifts

Classic Hybrid

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

Knights of the Round Whatever

Centaur Sprinter

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Something nocturnal."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Munster Island.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

Centaur Driver

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

Marriage Counseling.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'