Centaur Admirer Gifts

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Well it looks like the skull fracture is fixed up nicely. However, the broken leg will require a rather different procedure.'

'My new girlfriend's OK I suppose, but she has an arse like the back of a cart-horse'

"Ah that's better. Now where were we?"

"It's a difficult condition to treat. If it was a simple thing like a broken leg, I'd probably just shoot you."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I think they're up to something.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Centaur Sprinter

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Castle Efficiency

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Some scout he is!'