Minotaur Admirer Gifts

Child with a bull's head.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Here be dragons.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Eat my dust!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

King Kongs first christmas

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"We haven't danced in ages."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Mammoth Posing

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Tortoises breakdancing

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Brexit Tortoise

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I've downsized."