Modern-day Minotaur Gifts

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Hotel mini-bar.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Centaur Sprinter

Walsh Miniatures

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

A computer mouse's offspring.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version

Child with a bull's head.

'I don't feel that bad.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'