Modern-day Minotaur T-Shirts

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Centaur Sprinter

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Walsh Miniatures

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

Child with a bull's head.

'I don't feel that bad.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

A computer mouse's offspring.

The Three Bears - pocket version

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'