Mini Mountaineers Gifts

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Bike Rides

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Soccer kids texting

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Chaironaut

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Exploring in the countryside.

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

Handstand

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"