Mini Mountaineer Gifts

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You were right. He loves it."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Build a Raft

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Bike Rides

Pony Rides

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Bigfoot tracks...

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Rubbish and Everest

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."