Mini Model Gifts

"I'm ready for my close-up."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"I tested very high in playing."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Are you done yet?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Fashion Week"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Girl's weight issues.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."