Mini Model Gifts

"I'm ready for my close-up."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"I tested very high in playing."

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Amanda Seyfried

"Fashion Week"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

A Friend in Need.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."