Mini Mountaineer Pillows

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You were right. He loves it."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Build a Raft

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

Bike Rides

Pony Rides

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Rubbish and Everest

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."