Mini-biker Pillows

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I need a jump!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Hell's Anglers

Electric bike.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Road Buddies

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Bad Hare Day

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'