Mini Cyclist Pillows

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

The Charge of the Kids

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Road Buddies

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Kids on Building Site.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

The Baby Mechanic

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"