Little Biker Pillows

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Cheesie Rider

Rocking Horse

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Tattoos sagging with time

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

Boys Cooking

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Biker chopper shopper

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"You had me at hell."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Absurd motorbike

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'