Little Biker Mugs

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Cheesie Rider

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Rocking Horse

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Tattoos sagging with time

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Boys Cooking

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Biker chopper shopper

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"You had me at hell."

Absurd motorbike

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"