Little Rider Mugs

Little girl on a napping horse.

Pony Love...

The Victors

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Martial Arts

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Road Buddies

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'