Little Racer Mugs

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Child driving a toy car

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Tour de Frank"

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Snail Racing

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Tractor Racing

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Pirate

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Fall from Pisa

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Spilled Milk

Crocodile Costume

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Guess whose bed I slept in?

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I've never felt better in my life."

'Think Basics.'