Little Racers Mugs

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Tour de Frank"

Child driving a toy car

Baby Screen Time

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Tractor Racing

Boys Cooking

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Think Basics.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'I believe you were first.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

Pony Love...

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

Formula One kids road rage

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

Michael Schumacher.

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

"This next piece is also allegro."

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'