Little Rascal Chaser Mugs

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Child driving a toy car

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Dog phrenology

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Get a life

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Hey! Who left the television off?'