Little Rascals Mugs

Devil

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

The Tour de Pants.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

"Hey feet off the table"

Rat Hands.

Weather forecasters tell lies!

Throwing snails into next door's garden

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

'I found a sure way to score at the races. Don't pick horses, pick pockets.'

"British Rail regrets the delay of......"