Little Athletes Mugs

'I'm thinking about dropping out of nursery school in order to concentrate on an NBA career.'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

Four children playing the flute.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."