Little Sports Enthusiasts Mugs

Children trying to play table tennis

I like the Jets...I guess

"I AM at my usual position."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

A boy with a football

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Finesse fishing

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.