Little Rider Gifts

Little girl on a napping horse.

Pony Love...

The Victors

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Martial Arts

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Graffiti on guard's horse

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Road Buddies

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.