"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."
Low Rider Lover Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a low rider lover? Our collection provides fun, vibrant items that capture the spirit of custom cars and street culture. Perfect for those passionate about their ride or just appreciative of creative automotive style.
"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"
"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."
"It took a lot of work to build this car..."
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."
The Nihilist Deli.
"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."
"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."
"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."
"I think my dad really, really cares about me."
'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'
"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"
"How's your lowrider blog going?"
Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"
"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"
"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"
"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."
"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."
"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"
"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."
"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."
"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."
This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."
"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"
"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"
"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."
'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'
Heart of America or Bypass
"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."
Trike lowrider
Way-too-easy rider.
"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"
Low Rider Lover Gifts Collection
Low Rider Lover Mugs
Explore our unique collection of mugs for low rider lovers—perfect for starting conversations and sharing their passion with every sip.
Low Rider Lover Pillows
Find colorful, fun pillows that bring a slice of street art and automotive flair to any living space.
Low Rider Lover Prints
Decorate your walls with eye-catching prints inspired by the low rider scene—ideal for enthusiasts wanting to display their love for cars and culture.
Low Rider Lover T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the vibrant world of low rider enthusiasts—perfect for casual wear and making a bold statement.