Lowrider Aficionado Gifts

You people are crazy! Why do you even bother to take the time to write Ignorant, hateful comments on my lowrider blog? FYI, lowriders are an american art form. As american as apple pie!

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Pony Love...

Computer Psychiatrist.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Trike lowrider

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"