Lowrider Admirers Gifts

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Stratigraphy

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Irish Bricklayer

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

The Ladder to Heaven

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Corporate Ladder

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"