Lowrider Admirers Mugs

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"The boss can see you now."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Stratigraphy

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

The Ladder to Heaven

Irish Bricklayer

Corporate Ladder

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"