Lowrider Admirer Mugs

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Abraham Lincoln

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Barack Obama

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Winston Churchill.

Richard Branson caricature.

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

President Barack Obama

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

Trike lowrider

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Barack Obama

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."