Lowrider Admirer Gifts

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Abraham Lincoln

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Barack Obama

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Winston Churchill.

President Barack Obama

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Trike lowrider

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

Barack Obama