Lowrider Lover Gifts

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Trike lowrider

"Baldo, money doesn't buy happiness."

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Christmas shopping is going to be sooo easy this year."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"When I was young, we sat in low cars to look cool!"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 4 Don't assume what I do for fun.

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

How will the Latino population change transportation in the United States?

"It's finally here!! The first part of my new lowrider car!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"