Lowrider Fanatic Gifts

"I need to tinkle."

Stratigraphy

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Micheal Schumacher.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

All-you-can-wear.

Bull race.