Lowrider Fanatic Pillows

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I need to tinkle."

Stratigraphy

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

Micheal Schumacher.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

All-you-can-wear.