Lowrider Fan Pillows

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'I believe you were first.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!