Lowrider Fan Gifts

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

"Well, Baldo, I finally did it."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'I believe you were first.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

The Race

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."