Low Rider Fan Gifts

'Aerodynamic Man.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'I believe you were first.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Scooter' Libby.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."