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'Aerodynamic Man.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Scooter' Libby.

'I believe you were first.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

The Race

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.