Lowrider Enthusiast T-Shirts

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

CLEAR!

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Pony Love...

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Parents compare buggies

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

Exploring Paris.

Trike lowrider

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"After you build your lowrider, we're gonna look cool cruising the boulevard! When did you get your driver's license?"