Lowrider Enthusiast T-Shirts

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"I was thinking about giving Estella this diecast

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

CLEAR!

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Pony Love...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Parents compare buggies

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."