Lowrider Aficionado T-Shirts

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

You people are crazy! Why do you even bother to take the time to write Ignorant, hateful comments on my lowrider blog? FYI, lowriders are an american art form. As american as apple pie!

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Pony Love...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Scrambler.

Computer Psychiatrist.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Trike lowrider

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.